Well, I had a solid half-hour before practice and decided to build a twitterbot.

(You can follow him at @trumpybot)

I had him set up on a crontab but then decided to make my own little menu system so I could cycle through the poorer generated tweets.

(Following this tutorial closely.

Essentially, the code takes 20 or so trump-isms, goes through some adjective and noun repositories on GitHub, and then creates a madlib with some random generation, spitting out interesting results.

From there, tweepy handles the rest. Doing this in Python made things really easy!

My tiny python menu system:

And the end result: